• DJ: OK, here I am with 30 seconds to Mars. Shannon, Tomo and Jaled.
• Shannon: Huh! Jaled? You don't even know his name.
• DJ: Shit. Jared. Gerard? What do they call you?
• Jared: Uh. You can call me 'daddy'

“Don’t rip my dick off. I may be a small guy, but I have sharp elbows..”

“Eat healthy, sleep well, brush your teeth, clean your fingernails and remember that we love you, we miss you and thank you for everything that you give us…all the support, the believe and making our dreams come true.”

“Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.”

“I was always a loner. Given what’s written about me in the press you’d think I was fucking every moment I was alive. But what I’m most passionate about is my work, my creative life; that’s what drives me.”

“There’s something about playing Madison’s Square Garden that, I don’t know, it makes your penis bigger, it makes you feel taller, it’s like, you know, everything just happens.”

“We all create a world for ourselves. We live within it and whether it’s our comfort zone, our creative zone, professional, sexual, or whatever it is, we live in our own kind of circles and cycles. It’s something that you sometimes want to break out of.”

• Interviewer: Last time we met you told me Bartholomew Cubbins was institutionalized, and now he's back. So, what happened?
• Jared: Bartholomew Cubbins escaped the facility where he was being held against his will. We found him in Tijuana. It was pretty interesting.

“When someone you love leaves your life, all you can do is keep your chin up and look to the future, there is no point fretting on what is past, what happens, happens and it’s a factor of life we all must deal with.”