Oh Jared, we all know you did not look like that in the 80’s…
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Even Jared Leto is fascinated by Jared Leto eating.
Whenever I read “holy shit!” I hear it in Jared Leto’s voice, in my head.
This killed me.

After staring at Jared’s perfect body for about 10 minutes, I realized the guy in the audience basically is Nicolas Cage.
And then I couldn’t stop laughing hysterically for half an hour. For a second I was honestly afraid I’d die because I just could not breathe.
I’m not too old to fangirl. Jared Leto is too old to look like this.
This sounds way too human.
“Jared needs to find himself a ‘normal’ girl. Just anyone that would actually make him NOT look like something from a Tim Burton film anymore.”
Ellie
I happen to find anything Jared does cute.
It’s cute when he sneezes. Or when he wants to put his feet in the fire. Or when he’s eating popcorn. Or when he wishes the Echelon good night. (He’s not so cute when he shaves off his beard.) When he posts pictures of his socks. Or his slipperz. When he’s arguing with himself on Twitter. Even when he’s just swearing on his other account.
And when I see any other celeb doing those kind of things I’m just like; so what?!
The outside world probably thinks I’m out of my mind.
If I had to judge Jared Leto by his taste in socks, I’d say he were gay.
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